tim takes toe                                                       getting this marquee to work took me a goddamn infinity                                                       im going to jeff the kill you                                                       if real coders saw this code they'd cry                                                       trolling is a full time job                                                       theres not a lot of text here cause im lazy                                                       do you ever dream about sandpaper. maybe a little bit of whetstones.                                                       despite everything, it's still you                                                       holy shit so many nbsps                                                       find my pages                                                       rawr rawr im da monster                                                       square watermelon                                                       poseidon lowkey a would                                                       i want curly mouthwashing so bad

about me!

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hello there! i'm calamity/calam/steven. my preferred pronouns are it/it's. i am a young adult. i am an INFJ 6w5 so/sp and i am a derse priest of space!
i've made tons of about mes before yet i suck at putting anything in them.
how about my sonas? sure. i drew these in 15 minutes. want to know more about them? ask me!

links

  • tumblr
  • bluesky (somewhat inactive)
  • ao3 (empty for now)
  • quotev
  • pronouns.page

    "can i add you on discord?

    ask first! i'm pretty open to making new friends but i don't like unexpected friend requests.

    "can i add you on roblox?"

    no, i don't accept friend requests there, sorry!

    "can i add you to my circle?"

    if you want, but i probably won't add you back if i don't know you well

    "do you have twitter/tiktok/insta/etc?"

    if it's not here, i don't have it.

    below are some more facts about myself, and a bit of an open warning. if you intend on contacting me personally or whatnot, i'd advise checking below! don't worry, i'll put the important stuff first.

    minors, please read!

    minors can interact, but i highly encourage you to curate your own experience.

    i talk about nsfw things sometimes, i'm not your parent and i'm not going to self-censor myself for you, if you have an issue with nsfw content, you are free to handle it in whatever way you want. minors do not interact with my nsfw posts/reblogs.


    controversial matters

    to make my viewpoints extremely, vividly clear

    • all forms of fiction should be allowed to exist. even the things that trigger you or make you uncomfortable.
    • on above statement; all fandom discourse (shipping or otherwise) is petty and stupid. do not get me involved in it, i do not care.
    • all 'good faith' queer identities are valid. this includes mspec gays/lesbians and (most) xenogenders
    • you are not owed a 'reason' for anyone's identity.
    • you are not owed a list of anyone's mental illnesses and conditions.
    • dni lists are for the most part, stupid and pointless.
    • ai art and crypto sucks.
    • climate change is real and you should care about it.
    • genocide is bad, this seems like a no brainer but apparently in 202X it isn't.

    if you, for literally any reason, feel uncomfortable with my opinions on any of these, more power to you. block me or interact anyways; that's up to you. curate your own online experience.


    moving on...

    now with those big hurdles of (primarily) internet melodrama aside, a brief message for those who came here from particular sources!

    if you came here from bluesky...

    hi! sorry that i don't post frequently, i'm just not sure what to post lol, check out my other posting spots if you'd like

    if you came here from tumblr...

    hey! my askbox is always open! feel free to send me a message if you'd like, if not; that's ok too! hope you enjoy my page!

    if you came here from ponytown...

    i'm always free to interact, though i tend to be offtab, so if you really want to talk, please msg me ingame! and of course, if you are a minor please don't interact if i'm in the 18+ server, thanks.

    if you came here from roblox...

    please dm me if you're an old friend! i'm always open to reconnecting, no matter how strained our connection used to be. bonus points if you're from PPR! if you're a stranger, hello! i don't know why you searched for my neocities, but here we are i guess?


    interests and fandoms!

    everyone has one. yes even you

    interests + hobbies

    i don't claim to be an expert on any of these, nor a guide for them, so please do not ask me for advice haha

    • writing
    • digital art
    • roleplay
    • roblox dev
    • quizzes and personality analysis
    • lua
    • music
    • honestly? way too many things.

    fandoms

    i'm free to talk about literally anything, i have a few not listed here because i have poor memory and tend to forget a lot, so this list isn't 100% comprehensive.
    special/longterm fandoms are ones i hold close to me or i've been in for a long time, major fandoms are things i really like, lesser are things i don't think about often but still enjoy, historical/archived are ones i don't interact with 99% of the time anymore for various reasons, but still felt the need to list

      special / longterm

    • undertale / deltarune
    • adventure forward / paper roblox
    • drakenier
    • drawn to life

      major

    • minecraft + rainimator's animation series and the fallen kingdom pentalogy
    • block tales
    • off + the fangame home
    • terraria + the calamity mod
    • creepypasta (classics/pokepasta)
    • epic the musical
    • mouthwashing
    • kirby (RTDL/dark matter trilogy)

      lesser

    • get a snack at 4 am
    • jim's computer
    • arcane odyssey
    • slay the princess
    • analog horror
    • katana zero
    • rpgmaker horror
    • gravity falls
    • omori
    • faith the unholy trinity
    • kingdom hearts

      historical / archived

    • the owl house
    • my little pony friendship is magic
    • steven universe
    • rwby (i stopped watching after volume 5)
    • five night's at freddy's + dayshift at freddy's (i don't like post-ucn fnaf)
    • homestuck (i still like classpecting)
    • dreamsmp (number one worst fandom i've ever been in)
    • phighting (second worst fandom i've ever been in)