tim takes toe                                                       getting this marquee to work took me a goddamn infinity                                                       im going to jeff the kill you                                                       if real coders saw this code they'd cry                                                       trolling is a full time job                                                       theres not a lot of text here cause im lazy                                                       do you ever dream about sandpaper. maybe a little bit of whetstones.                                                       despite everything, it's still you                                                       holy shit so many nbsps                                                       find my pages                                                       rawr rawr im da monster                                                       square watermelon

about me!

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hello there! i'm calamity/calam/steven. my preferred pronouns are it/it's. i am a young adult. i am an INFJ 6w5 so/sp. i've made tons of about mes before yet i suck at putting anything in them. how about my sonas? sure. i drew these in 15 minutes. want to know more about them? ask me!

my pronouns page! check it out for all the info regarding that junk

below are some more facts about myself, and a bit of an open warning. if you intend on contacting me personally or whatnot, i'd advise checking below! don't worry, i'll put the important stuff first.

minors, please read!

minors preferably do not interact, i am an adult and talk about adult things.

i won't really police or check every single person who interacts with my page/tumblr/whatever but don't come to my house complaining if you see something you don't like.

controversial matters

to make my viewpoints extremely, vividly clear

  • all forms of fiction should be allowed to exist. even the things that trigger you or make you uncomfortable.
  • on above statement; all fandom discourse (shipping or otherwise) is petty and stupid. do not get me involved in it, i do not care. however with that being said, zoos/pedos you are not welcome here.
  • all 'good faith' queer identities are valid. this includes mspec gays/lesbians and (most) xenogenders
  • you are not owed a 'reason' for anyone's identity.
  • you are not owed a list of anyone's mental illnesses and conditions.
  • dni lists are for the most part, stupid and pointless.
  • ai art and crypto sucks.
  • climate change is real and you should care about it.
  • genocide is bad, this seems like a no brainer but apparently in 202X it isn't.

if you, for literally any reason, feel uncomfortable with my opinions on any of these, more power to you. block me or interact anyways; that's up to you. curate your own online experience.

moving on...

now with those big hurdles of (primarily) internet melodrama aside, a brief message for those who came here from particular sources!

if you came here from tumblr...

hey! my askbox is always open! feel free to send me a message if you'd like, if not; that's ok too! hope you enjoy my page. maybe check out my art blog while you're here? also, a note regarding my main blog. i do not trigger tag. please do not ask me to. sorry for the inconvenience!

if you came here from ponytown...

i'm always free to interact, though i tend to be offtab, so if you really want to talk, please msg me ingame!

if you came here from roblox...

please dm me if you're an old friend! i'm always open to reconnecting, no matter how strained our connection used to be. bonus points if you're from PPR! if you're a stranger, hello! i don't know why you searched for my neocities, but here we are i guess?

interests and fandoms!

everyone has one. yes even you

interests + hobbies

i don't claim to be an expert on any of these, nor a guide for them, so please do not ask me for advice haha

  • writing
  • digital art
  • roleplay
  • roblox dev
  • quizzes and personality analysis
  • attempting to learn coding of some kind..
  • might try music in the future! i want to do game dev someday.
  • honestly? way too many things.

fandoms

i haven't interacted with some of these in some time and some i've honestly sort of outgrown, so i'll try to specify which! my hyperfixation does change quite often, so i won't list it, you'll have to ask me personally; but just a general heads up, (!) means it's a major interest, (-) means i haven't engaged with it in a while, (x) means it's something that i don't really have much investment in now but do still like to some extent, no prefix just means it's like. a regular interest idk man

  • (!) undertale + deltarune, if it weren't obvious. i would have a perseverance soul!
  • (x) five night's at freddy's + DSAF
  • pokemon, gens 1, 2 and 7 specifically
  • nier/drakengard
  • kingdom hearts
  • (!) terraria + calamity mod
  • minecraft
  • creepypasta, mainly classics and pokepasta
  • (-) the owl house
  • (-) gravity falls
  • (!) drawn to life
  • off + home
  • faith the unholy trinity
  • (-) ib + mad father
  • (-) fire emblem three houses
  • katana zero
  • (x) my hero academia
  • omori
  • (x) homestuck, however i do still enjoy classpects! i am a derse priest of space!
  • (x) vast error
  • (x) rwby
  • roblox, exclusively gasa4, (!) adventure forward, paper roblox and (x) phighting
  • kirby, mainly RTDL and the dark matter trilogy
  • (x) my little pony: friendship is magic
  • (-) steven universe, i totally would be a bloodstone/heliotrope.

of course, i'm free to discuss literally anything. even if i don't know about it! there's some stuff i didn't put here, too, just for the sake of brevity and because i don't have a dedicated place for it.